Aaahhh...a typical monday:
1. "My puppy ate my Percocet script." Really. How original.
2. The patient I've seen a hundred times before walking unassisted showed up to ask for disability WITH A CANE.
3. I've got a strong stomach, but I'm not touching cottage cheese for a least a month.
4. Topped off with several screaming 4 year olds getting their school shots. School starts tomorrow, of course!
How was your Monday?