...was put to great use yesterday.
30 year old female. Chief complaint: blurry vision.
Dr. Smak: (ever the astute clinician) Tell me about your blurry vision.
Ms. Sharpasatack: I squirted water in my eye in the bath tub last night. I couldn't see anything for like 5 seconds.
Dr. Smak: Uuhhhh....any other time?
Ms. Sharpasatack: It's really been blurry for like the past 2 months, pretty much when I lost my glasses.
Dr. Smak: Uuhhhh....have you seen your eye doctor?
Ms. Sharpasatack: No, I guess I need to.
Dr. Smak: Uuhhhh.....
I think we're done here.