...was put to great use yesterday.
30 year old female. Chief complaint: blurry vision.
Dr. Smak: (ever the astute clinician) Tell me about your blurry vision.
Ms. Sharpasatack: I squirted water in my eye in the bath tub last night. I couldn't see anything for like 5 seconds.
Dr. Smak: Uuhhhh....any other time?
Ms. Sharpasatack: It's really been blurry for like the past 2 months, pretty much when I lost my glasses.
Dr. Smak: Uuhhhh....have you seen your eye doctor?
Ms. Sharpasatack: No, I guess I need to.
Dr. Smak: Uuhhhh.....
I think we're done here.
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(note on call slip--this patient is freaking out and would like call as soon as possible) "I can't get over this cold!" "How long have you been sick?" "For like about 2 days."
Ditto that emotion...all this education and now this...
too funny gals.
The world at times is a helpless place
Hope they at least had insurance so you could make the big bucks............
K3P3
Ah, fer cryin' out loud! I swear the moon must be full.
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